October 16, 1999
To whom it may concern:
Lone nomad, noble traveler, what brings thou here? Art thou lost? Confused? Sedated? Whatever thine reason, my welcomes to you. Sayest I, "My humble abode." 'Tis, 'tis.
Previous endeavorings into spinning a bit of web for myself have failed to greatly excite. A prevalent knack for incompletion and a lack of imagination may well be the reasons for this. I pontificate, perhaps, that I can do better than to cause massive hemorrhage to thine computers, as seemed to be the case with my last page. Aye, the new page of mine will be different.
Constrewed will be art--magic! Free of conformity and free in insanity. Aesthetic coherence, and lo; raving incoherent spatterings!
Aye!
However, I am hindered. Stunted by my schedule. The institution that is the University of Hawaii nags at my time. I must adhere--my future is in the balance--to the methods of proper study habits and such. I must regard my schooling above projects such as these. My scholarly aspirations do well to flourish.
I have nuggets of time to spare, however. Fret not. Be excited. Mark the book at this bare page!
But, I am afraid the pangs of psychology and the myriad other subjects beseech me for now. Until I engage thou further, Aloha!
My humblest sincereties,